Joey Barton – More hipster than we thought, Football fan FAILS, Messi Scandal, More Links

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Hipsters.

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Joey Barton taking the hipster cred to a whole new level (KCKS)
Time for some good ole hipster-bashing.


When launching a new kit goes wrong (Balls.ie)
This is embarrassing. Decent presentation, decent kit, awful mannequin.


Wayne Rooney thinks he partied with Jay-Z, then claims it was a joke. (The Dirty Tackle)
Rooney is tweeting again. Just after we had to watch him sing karaoke, he goes off and claims, “Me and Jay z chilling in Barbados.”


Ok Rooney, we get it. You are trying to show the world you have a sense of humor. Screaming obscenities on National Television is no longer your thing. Lay off the Twitter.


Messi and Argentina players involved in Sex Scandal (Who Ate All The Pies)
Il Corriere dello Sport claims that Lionel Messi, Gab and Diego Milito and superhero Martin Palermo attended a ‘sex and alcohol’ party in Argentina which was being hosted by local reality TV presenter Xoana Gonzalez. And, guess what Messi was doing. You guessed it. Playing Playstation.


I call bullshit. No way Messi was at a party with girls. WSN WAG of the Week: Xoana Gonzalez coming soon.


Real Madrid Stars Promote Tourism to Madrid (Kickette)
Obvious marketing ploy to get you to come visit Madrid. We now know Cristiano Ronaldo, Sergio Ramos, Karim Benzema, Kaka and Sami Khedira all love Madrid. Most importantly, Benzema loves tapas.


Colorado Rapids fans make absolute fools of themselves (The Soccer Hooligan)
This is just awful. Downright F.A.I.L. How could anyone be willing to be a part of this? It is like a Christmas Carol gone wrong. How else can we shit on American Soccer?