Beckham: Gets a haircut

Published by William | Filed under Miscellaneous

Today as I was surfing (or browsing if you want to get all technical) the web, scanning the headlines, and god almighty there it was. A picture of that monstrosity featured above. Let’s just say I’m going to skip the gym today because my abs got a hell of a workout laughing at that hair-do. What on earth would make you do such a thing?? It’s like “Mohawk” met “Mullet” at the bar, had a few too many cocktails, and gave birth to a retarded man-child. Jesus, Beckham. But then suddenly, my laughter ceased and slowly began to turn to tears. Slow rolling tears turned to hysterical bawling. “THAT BASTARD IS STILL BETTER LOOKING THAN ME!!!” I cried. “ARGHHGHGHHGHH!!!” (modified for dramatization).


Ok, so maybe none of that happened. But still, for all us common folk out there, let’s take a moment to make fun of the Armani posterboy that, for the time being, looks like Vanilla Ice on crack (oxymoron?). This opportunity doesn’t come often. Good day.